I forgot to mention that last month this blog became 3 years old..
ALSO AS OF MARCH 2011 I HAVE BEEN IN VANCOUVER CANADA FOR TEN BLEEDIN' YEARS!!
I'LL SAY THAT AGAIN JUST FOR ADDED EFFECT :
TEN YEARS !!!!!!
CAPS LOCK ACTIVATED WITH BOLD LARGE TEXT HELPS TO VISUALLY IMPART MY GENUINE EMOTION AT RECOGNIZING HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED. NEED TO FIND WAY TO SLOW IT DOWN!!!!
OK THAT'S JUST GETTING ANNOYING ...
To celebrate the fact that my life-clock continues to tick down:
I put it to you that if I do not get at least 3000 comments on this post I will be shutting this blog down. Yes, I am that shallow! I have seen other bloggers threatening followers/casual readers with their blog's imminent removal unless they are duly recognized for the joy they obviously bring to their readers somewhat sad little existence (Lots of comments seems to validate ones self worth...)
Remember such posts of erudite and intellectual excellence as these:
The Beef Delusion.
My First Death threat.
James Spader's Cock and Balls
You want to see posts of this type again?
This blog is in your hands (your grubby, unwashed little hands I might add...)
I love you all!