Monday, March 16, 2009

Sweet St Paddy and his fingering ways!!

I tell ya this, he's almost got the old 'Shocker' down pat, he does!

He's a friggin' fingering genius he is!

Ta diddly diddly de...



In fact it's the shocker and then some; I mean he's got about seven fingers for f*#k's sake! It's like a bloody octopus at the end of his wrist!

And wait a minute he's not Irish he's bleedin' Scottish!

What the..!?

Amazing what they hand out at Paddy's Parades eh?

Yeah crappy shit, that's what! I spend twenty five minutes in the pissing rain for this...?



Oh yeah and when your fingers are in it, it really does resemble legs doesn't it -WOW! Uncanny!

I thought I should post something for St Paddy's after being reminded by that Tom G fella, so I figgered a Scottish bloke with a deformed hand should do the trick.


Now will ye f*#k away off to bed!

7 comments:

Scaramanga said...

We should start a list of the St Pat's events to AVOID!!!

When it was St Andrews up here all the gits kept telling me I had to attend...

Then they had the token scottish twats making their weak accents thicker with a pretend accent..I mean WHAAAAT....

Anyway I can only imagine that this day has descended into nonsense in the same way. It would appear so from the 7 fingered cutout.

Charles

Mark Kardwell said...

So, was Patrick a Crip or a Blood? He's got a blue kilt on, sure, but he's making a Bloods hand signal. I'm confused.

Ugly Angie said...

happy St Patty's day to you...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You magnificent Irish bastard...I approve of your rant and your bitterness...Happy St. Pat's Day

lu said...

creepy fecker.

Ugly Angie said...

cooolin------ugly scott and i were wondering if could donate some cool cover art to our next issue of uglycousin....i don't want to distract you from your important work...is there anything in your trash can that i can have? wrinkles are fine if it was wadded up...what are your thoughts, eh? got anything laying around that legally you would be allowed to give? (you would get a cool ugly cousin promo pack in the mail) we would gladly accept anything you wanted to donate...got any half naked women or anything?

blaine_fridley said...

yeah, i gotta agree with mark. it looks as though he's throwin' "his set" in the air, as it were. a ballsy move whilst wearing a skirt.