Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Twilight it ain't!

A movie called Taintlight! C'mon that has to be a Porn Parody?

Strangely enough, it is actually a low-budget parody of the movie and no pornography is involved at all. What!!!? That's insane! Talk about misleading...

Even the tagline:

"Evil lurks in the darkest nether regions"

Yeah, lurking somewhere around his "taint!" I bet!

Anyway the title got me thinking of other such porn parody names, some of which are listed below:

Come with the Wind
Diddler on the Roof
To Drill a Mockingbird
Whore of the Worlds
Five Sleazy Pieces
All Anal on the Western Front
Forrest Hump
Das Butt
Edward Penishands
How the West was Hung
Two Mules on Sister Sarah
Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packin Factory
Sperms of Endearment
Tea-Bagger Vance
Anal-ize This
Beat the Cock
The Blown Ranger
Chinny Chinny Gang Bang
Das Booty
Deeper Impacts
The Deer Humper
Dick, Tracy?
Drilling Miss Daisy
Facial Attraction
Fists of Fury
Frosty the Blowman
Genital Hospital
Good Will Humping
Great Sexpectations
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Honey, I Blew the Kid
Indiana Bones in the Temple of June
Inspect Her Gadget
Jungle Beaver
Jurassic Pork
Lawrence of a Labia
Lethal Weapons
Murphy's Brown
The Rockford Piles
Romancing the Bone
Rosemary's Beaver
Saturday Night Beaver
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
The Sheets of San Francisco
The Sperminator
Sperms of Endearment
Suck Rodgers in the 69th Century
Tango and Gash
Terms of Endowment
The Twilight Bone
Twin Cheeks
Who Reamed Robin Rabbit?
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
Hairy Nutter and the Sorcerers Bone
Shitty Shitty Gang-bang
Black Cock Down
Come in 60 Seconds
Moby's Dick
Enema of the State
Lord Of The Rims
The Da Vinci Load
Fill Bill

God! "Yank my doodle, It's a dandy"



Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

That is a scandal. Parody without naked boobies? Shame I say...SHAME! If I can't see Belle violated by several glittering vampires then I am not interested.

rakeback said...

Cal you have a very strange sense of humor!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Thank you rakeback...

joe bloke said...

Shitty Titty Gang Bang?

Lubbert Das said...

I was trying to stay away from the German stuff Joe!

Trust you to lower the tone...

The Igloo Keeper... said...

Schindler's Fist
28 Gays Later

The Kid In The Front Row said...

Many of these are probably more interesting than the originals.

wiec? said...

Q: who starred in Forrest Hump?

A: Tom Yanks.

Lubbert Das said...

God! What have I started.